spookodactyl:

*punches a wall* I WANT A SCIENCE GIRLFRIEND I WANT SOMEONE TO HOLD HANDS WITH AND RUN AWAY GIGGLING WHILE I STEAL WINE OR THEY STEAL WINE I WANT TO BUY SOMEONE ICE CREAM WEARING ONLY A COAT I WANT TO LIE IN BED WHILE SOMEONE ELSE BUYS ME ICE CREAM I WANT A SCIENCE GIRLFRIEND

(IMPORTANT PS THOUGH: I DO NOT WANT MY GIRLFRIEND TO BE A SPY AND/OR BETRAY ME TO AN ORGANIZATION THAT MAY WISH TO DO ME HARM. V V IMPORTANT THIS DOES NOT OCCUR)